Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

There’s another glorious day in Magicadia…except your castle has suddenly changed into an army. Is there a dark prophecy , which may mean an end to the entire videogame industry? THE CONFUSION IS YOU.

Select your favorite Protectors Then get set to hack and slash and cast spells as you progress through an epic campaign with more than 100 maps that have thumb-blisters, plus numerous more that are available as bonus DLC chapters!

These are the rules. The princess Lola into the castle , and begin rolling it down the tracks. On the other side of the tracks is an adversary castle. Smash YOUR castle into THEIR castle in order to demolish it, but do not let them erase the Princess’ HP first!

You can choose from eight playable Gotta Protectors, ranging from an animal-loving mage to Nudist Ninja
The game can be played solo or in groups of two or more through local wireless networks or online.
The game will see you face hundreds of adversaries at once, and will be able to try your hand at bosses like Crab as well as Golem.
It is possible to customize your hero through a wide range of tactically different skills from the offensive to the defensive.
Dance to an infectious chiptune tune of the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
Secret feats can be performed for unlocking game carts. Every one of them is a milk-snorting rip-off of an actual, real game played on The Something-or-other Entertainment System
Make sure you cover your screen in classic games literature when nature calls to pause
The reader will be fascinated by stories about the timeless joy of tears and laughter.

It’s finally here for Japan’s indie darling, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART of Darkness. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


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